As old man Robtoy gathered the group of freshmen into a small circle in his room during freshmen orientation, he spoke in a hushed tone.
“They say this is the most haunted classroom in the school,” he said.
“Really?” asked Billy Ogthroppe with a not-so-pearly white grin.
“Nah, I'm just screwing with you,” Robtoy said. “Ghosts? Come on, Tubby. Don't be stupid.”
Billy sighed and continued eating his box of twinkies.
After the orientation concluded, all the students went home. Old man Robtoy saw them off with exclamations of, “Have a great year!” and “Go Hornets!”
Once the last Freshie left, Robtoy checked all his surroundings to make sure all the children were gone.
“Clear!” he shouted. “English League assemble!”
Robtoy transformed into his alter ego, Grammar Guy. From the doors of the library emerged Ullrich, a.k.a. The Vocab Valor. Finally, from around the corner came Leute. Or should I say The Constructive Critic? Together, they destroy the ghosts of Enosburg Falls that hinder the quality of English papers everywhere. One correctly placed comma at a time.