Bill was just an ordinary duck. But unlike most ordinary ducks, a group of scientists took Bill from his home pond in order to perform experiments on him. After years of suffering, the experiments started to take effect on Bill. See, the scientists combined the preserved genes of some of the greatest minds to ever live on Earth, such as Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Leonardo da Vinci, and 2,000 Rick and Morty viewers, and injected them into this duck. Rather than becoming highly intelligent, the duck garnered a disease more deadly than any other known on the planet. The scientists locked the duck in a cage and brought it to an underground bunker of which no disease can escape, shortly thereafter dying because of how deadly the disease was.
Little did the scientists know, the duck was actually more intelligent than they could even comprehend. Due to the massiveness of his IQ, he developed the ability of telekinesis and simply implanted the thought of the disease into their minds, their belief so strong it could kill a person if they think they’re near it. Using the iron he extracted from the feces that filled his miniscule cage, he created a knife as sharp as a block of sharp cheddar cheese that also has the hair of Fonzee, and chopped off the bars of his cage. The duck scoured the bunker for something, anything he could use to create a way out. Using the brains that belonged to the scientists as a source of power, and the scrap metal of the cage Bill created a teleporter. But where would he go? His family likely won’t remember him, as he was but a mere duckling. He decided he’d go to Everest. He first stopped back at the old pond so he could grab his mixtape, that way so he’d have some heat to keep him warm up on Everest (He also replaced his lungs with oxygen generating super lungs so the sudden thinness of the summit’s air wouldn’t kill him).
Over the next few years on Everest, the duck developed a lab. He performed many experiments, curing duck cancer, making the first flying car, and now he’s testing his latest experiment- a time machine. September 2nd, 1942, Great Grandpa duck was slaughtered in the duck holocaust.